Pedalo

Side by side

On a day-glo yellow pedalo

Having spent the previous twenty-four hours

Beached and gasping in the airless apartment

Recovering from overdoing

It on the first day

The intrepid explorers push away

From the rickety quay

Out into the sky-mirrored bay

She wants to circumnavigate

The rocky islet just arcing

Out of the bay’s mouth

Like badly spat gum

And the boatman said there was a beach

On the far side

But the flat splashing

Of the pedalo’s paddles

Reminds him of the hapless thrashing

Of the first victim of the shark

In that film

And the thought of slipping

Into the clear, blood-warm waves

And wading to some promised golden sands

With the lurking threat

Of a serrated grimace

Somewhere underneath

Was too much

So they bobbed, becalmed in the bay

He citing the rental time

She furious

And they paddled back, mute

To the rickety quay

Side by side, but not touching.