Six Week Holidays
First, Granma’s antique vase in tragic pieces
Then, the half-cleaned fish tank
Cracked and unrefillable
Leaving the goldfish forlorn and
Temporarily homeless
No bridge to swim under
(Not that they’d remember)
The third luckless charm
Racing down the hall
With the vacuum cleaner
Just that bit too far from the kitchen socket
Pulling the lead sparking and stinking from its moorings
Committing involuntary hooverslaughter
Prompting an exasperated cry from her
‘Why don’t you two go out
And play on the side?
Kick a ball about
Get some fresh air
Get out of my hair.’
This was before
They had the car
So the slightly sloping, highwalled drive
Down the side of the pebbledashed semi
Was their playground
And the sharp smacked echo
Of the casey kicked against concrete
Assurance of the location
And the safety of her boys
At least until
Infuriated by the teasing of the elder
About his weedy ball-kicking skills
The young ‘un powers it like a Johann Cruyff penalty
Straight into his brother’s smug clock
Knocks him clean off his feet
And he’s out like a light
There is panic, flat, black and blocking his throat
As the young ‘un runs inside shaky legged
Snot flying, tears streaming
Unblocking his throat with a screamed
‘I killed him I killed him I didn’t mean to’
But as they got outside
It was clear he hadn’t
The elder’s nose was plastered
Bloodily across his dazed face
And a trip to A&E
Revealed nothing serious
After a couple of long, bored hours
And a silent, unanswered prayer
For the end of the six week holidays.