Still Life

Some of this stuff really happened,

and I was there to observe and record.

Some of it I made up.

Every Morning

She

Comes down to the quayside

Every morning

Wistfully watching and waiting

Hoping her boat will come in

And he'll step onto the jetty

Waving, whooping and waltzing

Making an impression on the sandy shore

Throwing a fish to the lingering cat.

But after a while

And a rueful smile to herself

She

Turns away from the steel sea.

Later that morning

People might see her warming her hands

On a mug of hot chocolate

In the café at the end of the pier.

But she can't help

Stealing a glance out to the steel sea

Just in case

Her boat is coming in.

Brief Encounter

Just another identikit station café

In brown and orange livery

Not really the most private

Or salubrious venue

To be discussing his disciplinary

Sitting, wired, tired and uninspired

In his dark, calm blue suit

Understated and smart, businesslike brogues

Cleanshaven chin and skull

Crisp white shirt and a sober tie

Picked out by his ex-partner.

Opposite, leaning louchely back

In a creased trenchcoat

Shirt crumpled and open-necked

With an equally unironed face

Framed by lank actor’s curtains

Were the half-ajar eyes

Of his representative

A man made up of mostly lines

In this case representing

An unfettered lack of interest

In finding some wrinkle in the law

In fact, in anything

But his next strong coffee

And of course

His fee.

On the table a messy chessboard of

Flat whites and flatter pastries

Unretracted statements and ballpoints:

Reaching the endgame of the tight chat

Trenchcoat asked without inflection

‘Can you get the check, mate.’

Suit paid with a card and an audible wince

Ironically contactless, given the circumstances

And from the looks of it

It wouldn’t be the only thing he paid for

By close of play.

Chalk and Cheese

For as long as she could remember

She had been angry

Never told anyone

Nobody else’s business

A permanently red face

The only indication

Of her unfading fury

That colleagues put

Down to hypertension

For as long as he could remember

He had been happy

He never told anyone

Nobody else’s business

A permanent glowing grin

The only indication

Of his continual cheer

That colleagues put

Down to indigestion

In a rom-com, the expectation

Would be hate at first sight

That she would detest his face

That he would suggest less salt

But that eventually

They’d learn to love each other

Despite, or because

They were such opposites

What really happened was

They only met the once

Passing in the lift

Never spoke

Saturday Dad

He’d much rather be at the match with the lads

Not stuck on a train with the brat, being a Saturday dad

No love lost or found between him and the missus

A fractious phone call reveals they’re both taking the piss

The brat snatches his mobile, snaps abstract shots of nothing,

Crawls under the train table. In his head, dad grabs his coat,

Drags him out like a suitcase and deposits him on the platform.

He doesn’t. Nothing shows on his face - but his calm gives way to a storm

When the brat calls him something obscene, his thunderous response is

‘NO!’

Condemns his behaviour, which was boisterous at most

Not acknowledging the brat’s parroting of last night’s banter

He shouldn’t have been listening to him and the lads, should have been fast on.

He never asked to be a father: failed into a marriage with her, then the brat.

Doing the right thing got harder and harder. Ended up on this train, being a Saturday dad.

Supplementary

She was stuck with a marriage

Like an old, unsharpened pencil

Over the years she had got used

To how it felt, but ultimately

It was pointless

He was a lonely librarian

Called Ronan, living his life

As a misheard dad gag. The ice

Was broken at speed-dating dos

But it soon froze over again

They met by accident in a

Designer coffee bar when she

Slipped and slopped her

Iced latte in his lap - now you’d

Think this would have chilled

His ardour. But no,

It was love at first dab

They trysted weekly at the

Twisted Melon, a seedy motel

In the crumpled outskirts of town

Where moral compasses

Ran out of direction

She could never leave her

Lightweight husband though

The unbearable mass of

Wasted years would surely

Snap every balsa wood bone

In his body

And Ronan the librarian

Understood. He might aspire

To be the minimum wage in

Her emotional economy, but he

Was content to be a

Supplementary benefit

The Walk

He never

Wanted to go on this walk

Anyway

He smiled sweet as

In acquiescence, but

As soon as her back was turned

His face soured

Like a toddler tasting lemon

He would much rather have

Spent the afternoon

Observing the surf

In the company of beer and chips

In the beachside cafe

But no

It was decided

The walk began

Relatively uneventfully

Birds fled, too briefly to identify

Over acre upon acre of reeded shallows

That alchemised from silver to lead

As clouds gathered in a

Meteorological boil

Blew brollies to brackets

And drenched them both

The beachside cafe

Beckoned

  1. With the wind whistling round the corner house like the sound effects in a Radio Three Afternoon Drama, you’d sit with your Gran at the old dining table, finishing a nine hundred and ninety-nine piece jigsaw, because the last piece was *.

  2. In the attic at parties, a cross-legged circle would form on the threadbare carpet and you’d shake your head when you were offered a drag, and they’d grin and close ranks with this sentence: You don’t know what you’re *.

  3. *

  4. And there was that time when you’d plucked up sufficient courage to visit your dad in the cabbage-smelling hospice, even though you were on the other side of town, and you were out in plenty of time, in the rain, for the circular, but you got there too late to say goodbye, because, of course, the bus was *.

  5. The therapist is staring at the little motes of dust as they sparkle in the fickle fingers of summer sunlight poking through the blind, and at the end of the session she chews on the end of her biro and says: I’m not sure if we’re getting anywhere here. It’s as if there’s a fundamental part of you that’s *.

*missing.

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